The Weirdest and Worst Book Art for Kids (NSFW)

moc_featured Mitch O’Connell is a well known illustrator and a fan of flea markets, thrift stores and apparently a hoarder of weird and funky stuff. His blog is a collection of NSFW images and his latest collection is from the massive amounts of inappropriate and weird books for kids. Here’s a few of his choice collection. Sounds really gross, but chances are it’s perfectly innocent—I hope! moc_poo Aside from the upskirt shot, the title alone spells trouble! moc_play Let’s play spread oral herpes! moc_play2 Again, this game’s rules could be abused. moc_play4 Great for get-togethers for “furries”! moc_play3 There’s no explanation about why dad had his hand removed and a pistol attached at his wrist. The look in their eyes are what’s really frightening! moc_oc It’s easy to see why one would need a weapon in the vegetable aisle. Someone might go “bananas”! moc_oc2 The boy looks at the puppet a bit amorously.  What kind of relationship do they have? moc_ventril Track and field and long, steamy showers! moc_track No one bought this at a higher price? These kids seem to have found the secret to making big bucks. moc_t_party An early book by Stephen King. moc_swimming Let’s see if I can get this right. Move hands, sink, drown. moc_swimming2 Four, five, six, seven, these animals aren’t going to Heaven! moc_pull Breaking Bad: The early years. moc_pharmacist But we just can’t! moc_obey What does Ben and Jerry say about this? moc_ice_cream Seems safe enough… moc_gerbil Uh-OH! moc_gerbil2 It’s gerbil porn! moc_gerbil3 That’s kind of a personal question, isn’t it? moc_furry I’m afraid to see what’s on the other pages.  moc_hole The mystery starts with the mustache and moves on to what he’s telling the kids. moc_clown Is it just a big house, or “the big house”? moc_big_house Barbie is busy ordering fashion clothes from a sweat shop that employs 10 year-old kids for 10¢ a day. moc_barbie These bad leather bears like “rough trade”! moc_bad_bears The stuff of nightmares! moc_2heads It’s a good thing they list the former title so people don’t get confused. moc_genetics1 These couples will make some really ugly kids. moc_genetics2 I suspect a political message in this book. moc_donkey A-HA! “Libby” the Donkey will learn from Goppy the Elephant about the evils of Obamacare.  moc_2 How nice! An aluminum foil company has some fun craft projects for you. moc_afcover All you need is 2,000 feet of foil, for $396.moc_af6 The helmet weighs 86 pounds. The big heads not only stop the government from reading your mind, they microwave your brain quite nicely. moc_af4 Pippi Longstocking helmet.  moc_af1 After making all of the other crafts, Sally was depressed there was only four inches of foil left for her.

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